You don’t understand That would occupy his mind all the
(But then we are all from central casting: I running down, without extra forethought, from the apartment, in sneakers and sweater and beige Levi’s, and at my age too “That’s not really what I had in mind with the bath-” “You are not too old
Archive for December, 2006
Susanna Prescott
We wish to welcome you…
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Would, but she’s a bit tall to count as proper midget
Might at a push
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By popular demand…
At long last, after 65 million years of waiting…. pterodactyl porn.
What the market demands, the market provides. Thank you, the market.
update: Looks like the pterodactyl porn is gone, but thankfully the market has furnished us with some triceratops porn instead.
Ha! Neither of them links work, dino-lovers!
Light posting
Apologies for the scarcity of posts lately, I’m quite busy attending to my duties as Chief Political Commentator for the Irish Daily Mail and the Irish Mail on Sunday.
